1. foulmouthedliberty:

    sodomymcscurvylegs:

    Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

    this is real

    (via little-john1994)

     

  2. (Source: andrewbelami, via bunnylexdoe)

     


  3. I hate my friends

    noo-interruption:

    lokis-army-at-221b:

    wingsofjusice:

    youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

    lunaticphan:

    So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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    But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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    Cry

    but what did your driving instructor say

    WHAT DID HE SAY

    THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

    152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

    (via ehhfuckoff)

     


  4. bringinglexiback:

    the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs

    man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you

    (Source: based2pac, via reservedforlife)

     


  5. sleepysleepypretty:

    having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

    (Source: we-unhallowed, via b3li3ve-in-yours3lf)

     

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  7. bobbyhoying:

    *makes typo*

    *deletes typo*

    *realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

    (via wingsfordemons)

     

  8. getamongst-it:

    trigonometry-is-my-bitch:

    A Wooden simulation of a water droplet as it impacts a body of water.

    [Source]

    watched this for a solid 10+ seconds

    (via uriah-is-my-bby)

     


  9. shipsnamedenterprise:

    *planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

    (Source: i-keep-cruising, via lohnerism)

     


  10. whatdat:

    school supply list:

    • headphones
    • portable charger
    • knife

    (via wingsfordemons)